Sooooo……Some of you guys… have noticed that Tesseract was not a real comic (at least not in YOUR plane of existence) and have been wondering when I you will get a nice update…..WELLL here’s the story….
Yes, I got busy…last week and I put an ol’ four dimensional standby up for you guys to enjoy, but it’s just not working. We need to see what’s gonna happen to Xandie, Aza and Sols already. I get that.
I started on a new comic…and Xandie came home. She had a “Bad Day” as mortals call it. She stabbed my drawing hand and said “You’re paying attention to ME NOW!”
Hence…the scar on my hand.

Okay that did happen, but it wasn’t Xandie stabbing me. She just announced she was having a bad day…and being the nice guy I am, I gave up on drawing…
What happened to my hand was the result of a pointless but ironically pointy screw on the bottom of an air conditioner I was installing. It ripped a nice chunk out. It’s not so much the wound as where the wound IS. Yes it’s just in the right spot to irritate the person drawing on a pad of paper. It just hurts alot when sweat/eraser parts/graphite/paper gets in there.
I’m trying guys, I love updating as much as you love reading. Just when I was getting into a nice “on time” update flow, things get in the way…I HOPE you don’t /ragequit my site.
None of you have to remind me! GOD.
On another topic, my attempt at comic distraction was a complete success. Complete success …at failing…it would seem.
But in all seriousness, people get busy and while I would love to update every day, sometimes things come up…I saw this one coming, I just was not prepared. I was not prepared. I was not prepared!
Also, I need a new babe/bro of the month for the calendar. Any suggestions?
I am the first to badger Aza about his lack of updates! He’s been flaky, recluse, and downright out of it. The truth of the matter is, Aza has been quite sick this past week, (he’s not actually flaky and recluse, although we question whether he’s ever not been ‘out of it’). I think he’s sick because of the lack of LOST this week. Things like that would get anyone sick, (except for me because I’m not a LOST fan….although I guess that means I should tend to Aza and Xandie’s junkie withdrawal symptoms
) Anyways, the whole point of the blog post was in fact to be the equivalent of asking your doctor for a ‘get out of work free’ note. I am the doctor, and I’m officially excusing Aza from doing the comic on time this week. He might have one up later this week, he might not. The point is that if I’m not going to bash his head in for being sick and subsequently lazy and in bed/ huddled on the couch, then you shouldn’t either. As a person who knows what’s going to happen next in the comics, I promise it’ll be worth the wait. So cut the poor guy some slack this week, and send him get well wishes. (This works like the whole fairy thing from Peter Pan, if you say you believe/ want him to get better, he totally will! I promise….although I guess my promise might not be worth much seeing as I’m headed for law school…:P) Anyways, thank you all for reading this long “excuse” note. We felt it was only fair to inform you all o what was going on instead of just leaving you all hanging.
In the meantime, please enjoy this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjZ2-7C-2AI
It’s been out for a while, but it really never, ever gets old to watch.
Ahhhhh! The stomachitis hit me again and I haven’t been able to update. I did get some sketching done between puking sessions but not enough. I think I have approached control enough to try to get a little something finished for the week. Let’s see if it happens….
I noticed something. I don’t get Twitter. I’ve tried and this is a SURE sign I’m getting old. Not the fact I don’t get it, but the fact that I don’t care about getting it. What has become of me? Is technology and the way of the future just…slipping though my hands?
Or I could just honestly not see the point.
Introductions first! Hi, I’m Solstia, one of Azarizotza’s friends/ handlers, and I am here to rectify Aza’s terrible excuse for a blog post. True we were in ICC10, but don’t let it fool you! It’s not like he does anything there!
Anyways, what can I say about this latest update? It’s been in the making for a while, and Aza’s worked pretty hard to post it, *cough even if the update is late cough*. While I don’t really know the ending I can tell you that knowing his sense of humor, this comic idea can only get funnier. I’m sure this goes without saying, but just to make sure everyone’s on the same page: Rhonin = guy married to Sylvanas’s sister/ leader of Dalaran. I also know this has been said in the comments before, but I’m totally digging Thrall in that pink shirt. Only the leader of the Horde could pull something so risque off!
On behalf of Xandaria and I, I also promise to whip him every Monday until he has a comic done for Tuesday updates. We both know how frustrating it is to be promised a web-comic update only to have it denied to us after a hard day’s work! With that promise of abuse, I leave you with something Aza introduced me to which has brought me many a happy moment, hoping that it will be stuck in your head as much as it’s stuck in mine… Jaraxxus Remix
Here we are. Thursday, and I’ve STILL have not updated.
I have a real problem this time though. I accidentally destroyed my Adobe Illustrator dependencies and I need to reinstall it. Problem is, my disc is in my house that’s 80 miles away.
So it looks like Orc-a-nomics might be like a 6 parter instead of 5. I think I finished enough of the 2nd one to actually make a decent comic of its own and can do what I missed in Photoshop.
SORRY GUYS >.
Added a Links column. Yes there are only 3 but I’m tired and more are to come.
