This weekend, I took a [understatement] pretty nasty [/understatement] spill and was mauled by the sidewalk.

Wanna see something cool? WARNING: it looks a bit like “Hand Herpes”.

It’s doing a bit better today, enough at least to take off the dressing and show you guys its scabby awesomeness. The left is like sixteen times worse than the right, so my drawing doesn’t hurt too much, though it did at first.

AND NO I WON’T GO TO ANY LENGTHS TO FIND A REASON NOT TO UPDATE! GAWD!