This weekend, I took a [understatement] pretty nasty [/understatement] spill and was mauled by the sidewalk.
Wanna see something cool? WARNING: it looks a bit like “Hand Herpes”.
It’s doing a bit better today, enough at least to take off the dressing and show you guys its scabby awesomeness. The left is like sixteen times worse than the right, so my drawing doesn’t hurt too much, though it did at first.
AND NO I WON’T GO TO ANY LENGTHS TO FIND A REASON NOT TO UPDATE! GAWD!
AH KNEW IT! AH KNEW SIDEWALKS WERE EVIL! You’re just the start. Soon, the whole sidewalk EMPIRE will rise up and take it’s vengeance! Repent! REPENT! The end is NIGH!!!! WHAAAAAA!!!! *runs off*
isn’t this the 2nd time you’ve posted about seriously messing up your hands? dude! those things are like your bread and butter! you should keep them sealed in something… ooo! like plate metal gauntlets!
The time before was a screw that was sticking out of an air conditioner the wrong way and when I slipped it in the window and it yanked some skin off…
The sidewalk in that area is notorious for attacking people. It “Chris Browned” my sister-in-law’s face…
biggest wuss ever first your women beats you know you call that a bad cut lol
Not everyone can be from Canada. You know, when you get cut here it’s warm enough so that you actually bleed…
And she doesn’t beat me, it’s mandatory discipline distribution…