You might want to turn on your profanity filters for the following:
GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU TIME WARNER FOR HAVING AN INTERNET OUTAGE FOR A WHOLE FUCKING DAY NOW, I DID MY FUCKING COMIC AND I HAVE NO WAY OF UPLOADING IT AND THE BEST YOU CAN TELL ME IS ‘WE DON’T KNOW WHEN IT WILL BE BACK UP?!’ I CAN’T BELIEVE I EVER PAID FOR YOUR SHITTY SERVICE!
AND IF THAT WASN’T ENOUGH, NO FUCKING HOT WATER! IT’S COLD SHOWER OR NOTHING!!

OOOooooo…been there! You want my Sledgehammer of Technical Difficulties?
yes please
The good news is a cold shower feels good after you work up a sweat beating some ass
You mean “after you rush outside, smash the daylights out of the Time Warner box and chase the repairman down the street like a crazed orc”?
omg! this happened to me like a few weeks back! I tried to upload and my site went down for a few hours before midnight when I was going to upload! I think I finally got it up at like 2am. XP
interwebs is evil!
anyways, good luck with the whole time warner thing! try not to kill too many people in the time being…