“Rule# 2: Use simplified creatures for polymorphs – Many rogue mage disciples sanction exotic creature polymorphic studies. But in a desperate effort to lower Kirin’Tor insurance claims we are ceasing to support these types of creatures. Sheep are acceptable creatures for any situation. But there are several other common creature types that are supported (Read the latest edition of the Kirin’Tor Montly for an up-to-date list). Polymorphing into creatures like oozes, ethereals, silithid, and worst of all dragonkin is severely punishable which brings us to…”
“Rule #4: Do not polymorph a creature into another more powerful creature – While this looks like plain common sense, we feel obligated to quote Mildly Severe Claims Disaster Case 8791-E, Labeled, “Magus John Quint: Liquefied by Sickly Deer turned Violently Confused Molten Giant.”
No, actually, we found it. He kept using my bath puff so I told him to get his own. We found this one and he kept going on about it like a 13 year old girl with a celebrity crush so I got it just to shut him up. As you can see that plan failed miserably.
WHERE CAN I GET ONE?!
I polymorphed a shower puff!
Well work your mage voodoo on my Loofah!
DOUBLE PANCAKES
You are such a girl.
It’s said that I should need to ask this but was that in regards to Aza, Cith or myself, Xandie?
Look at how the comments are threaded. If they have no indentation, they are direct response to the blog post.
Cool…can you make one that looks like a dragon though? heh…dragons.
Polymorphic Rules and Regulations
“Rule# 2: Use simplified creatures for polymorphs – Many rogue mage disciples sanction exotic creature polymorphic studies. But in a desperate effort to lower Kirin’Tor insurance claims we are ceasing to support these types of creatures. Sheep are acceptable creatures for any situation. But there are several other common creature types that are supported (Read the latest edition of the Kirin’Tor Montly for an up-to-date list). Polymorphing into creatures like oozes, ethereals, silithid, and worst of all dragonkin is severely punishable which brings us to…”
“Rule #4: Do not polymorph a creature into another more powerful creature – While this looks like plain common sense, we feel obligated to quote Mildly Severe Claims Disaster Case 8791-E, Labeled, “Magus John Quint: Liquefied by Sickly Deer turned Violently Confused Molten Giant.”
There’s rules?! For mages?! I wonder if there’s such for rogues…
There are rules! Rules that cannot be broken!
Or you’ll end up a puddle on some poor undead’s shoe?
Dude! Did you make that?! That’s totally awesome!!!!
No, actually, we found it. He kept using my bath puff so I told him to get his own. We found this one and he kept going on about it like a 13 year old girl with a celebrity crush so I got it just to shut him up. As you can see that plan failed miserably.