I noticed something. I don’t get Twitter. I’ve tried and this is a SURE sign I’m getting old. Not the fact I don’t get it, but the fact that I don’t care about getting it. What has become of me? Is technology and the way of the future just…slipping though my hands?
Or I could just honestly not see the point.

Honestly, it’s not any of that. Twitter is just a retarded concept! “Express yourself/ tell me what you’re doing RIGHT NOW…. in less than 400 characters.” WTF is that shit? That’s what society is being reduced to: an improper, ADD version of what we used to call blogging.
When I was your age we had to blog with full sentences, in six feet of snow, barefoot, uphill both ways.
^ what he said!